“I hope college football doesn’t change, because the power of the kickoff is, we’re so beautiful, and now it, you know, I don’t want to say what it reminds me of, because I’ll get myself into big trouble,” Trump said. “It is not football, and I have no idea what you guys – you guys may disagree with me. I don’t think it’s going to help.”
What the fuck would a football kickoff remind anyone of other than a football kickoff?
Look man, he doesn’t wanna say because it’ll get him into big trouble.
Imagine the chaos if that guy got in trouble!
It reminds him of raping children on Epstein’s island
“He was joking”
He has such self-awareness of guilt that no one even knows what the fuck he’s talking about, but he’s sure people would be pissed if they knew.
Who gives a fuck? This isn’t news.
It says it’s news . . .
Context?
Mentally disabled geriatric goes to first football game in 60 years, yells at clouds, media clambers over his every word
Thats the context
I’ll take Donald Trump for a trillion, Pat.
The NFL changed their kickoff rules to force more return attempts, making it more exciting since before it would just get kicked out the back and spotted at the 25. This has been pretty much unanimously accepted as a positive change.
He thinks anything new is woke and bad. Change is bad. Go back to how things were. Etc.
Tangentially related, he made an appearance at the Commanders stadium. This is notable because it’s D.C.'s team, he asked to have the stadium named after him, it was a highly racist mascot before being changed which right-wingers still complain about, and he got booed at his appearance this last weekend.
I think there’s something in that quote for all of us.
Dalinald Trump preferred constant touchbacks?






