Tabloid: the clickbait headline programming language

cm0002@europe.pub · 10 hours ago

noodly_appendage@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 hours ago

So the first 4 fibonacci numbers are 1, 2, 6 and 120? SHOCKING!

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · edit-2 5 hours ago

clickbait

Meh.

dan · 8 hours ago

Seems like BASIC but with different keywords :D

I like this part of the readme:

How to use

Please don’t.

MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 10 hours ago

“Everything printed by Tabloid is automatically capitalized, and an exclamation point is added. Why would you want anything else?”

Finally an opinionated programming language with the right priorities.

Feddinat0r@feddit.org · 9 hours ago

Well,

thats exactly abap how you wrote it earlyer.

I prefer writing everything small, but they used to wirte everything capatalized by standard

witness_me@lemmy.ml · 10 hours ago

This is SHOCKING!!! Job well done 😂