• FatVegan@leminal.space
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    3 hours ago

    I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”

    Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

    • Ferrous@lemmy.ml
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      1 hour ago

      Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

      let me tongue punch that fart box

      i see youre a fellow arborist, what’s your favorite thing about [tree in pic]

      Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine… honestly “nice ass” is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.