Hey, I got invested - I wanna read about how a forest fire intentionally trapped itself in a dumpster bcs it saw a cute dumpster fire & wanted a life with it.

I wanna read how they had their first date, went to the beach, explained to the raccoons their relationship doesn’t mean they will stop spending time with them (a wishful lie ofc), had little baby fires where one grows up to be a porta potty fire, one becomes a book-burning fire, one becomes a giant forest fire, … ahh, shit.

There is also a bunch of cute firefighters always lurking around tho, so that’s nice.