• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    18 hours ago

    “Hey, Skinx, yer on Door Sniffing Duty tonight.”

    “Aw, I always get Door Sniffing Duty, make Plug do it, he never does it.”

    “Plug has allergies, he can’t smell so good. You got a good nose.”

    “You don’t need a good nose for these dudes. You can smell Fat Tony from a block away.”

    “Speaking of, it’s Wednesday.”

    “Wednesday? OH! Fat Tony always comes in on Wednesday!”

    “Yep, you’ll be getting a schnozzful of Fat Tony’s unique gamey fragrance, before you send him home for his shower. Get at it!”

    “Fuck…”