• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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    General: What is your purpose here?

    [Zoidberg wakes up.]

    Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I’ll move along.

    Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?

    Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question.



    Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you’re here to make war, we surrender.

    Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I’m meeting new people.



    Zoidberg: Hooray!


    Zoidberg: Take, I’ve got four of them.


    Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!