miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoMan Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Publiclakelandgazette.infoexternal-linkmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down14cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1127arrow-down1external-linkMan Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Publiclakelandgazette.infomiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square33fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·4 days agoThe crime? Exposing his anus in public. They didn’t even charge him for littering? Is public defecation not a crime there?
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agoAssuming this is Florida, it’s not like he read a book or something, he merely pooped on a dead animal. They had to charge with something.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoFlorida is a literal swamp shit hole, so no.
The crime? Exposing his anus in public. They didn’t even charge him for littering? Is public defecation not a crime there?
Assuming this is Florida, it’s not like he read a book or something, he merely pooped on a dead animal. They had to charge with something.
Florida is a literal swamp shit hole, so no.