balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWhat even is money at this pointlemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up1770arrow-down17
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minus-squareCubitOom@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down4·1 year agoI use this simple formula: Fisrt count the number of years Trump is in office, then multiply that by 0.5. Now multiply that by the price you would normally guess the cost to be. So if Trump is in office for 5 years, and you think something should cost $20 it turns out to be: (5*0.5)(20)=50 Making that thing that should only cost $20 actually cost $50
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 year agoHow does this formula account for the fact that I can’t do math? Bet you didn’t think of that.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoIn this case everything costs 50 unless it costs 100! Ez pz
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year ago 100 Meet Zoidberg, homeowner! 100! Oh…
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYou could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95
I use this simple formula:
Fisrt count the number of years Trump is in office, then multiply that by 0.5. Now multiply that by the price you would normally guess the cost to be.
So if Trump is in office for 5 years, and you think something should cost $20 it turns out to be:
Making that thing that should only cost $20 actually cost $50
How does this formula account for the fact that I can’t do math? Bet you didn’t think of that.
In this case everything costs 50 unless it costs 100! Ez pz
Meet Zoidberg, homeowner!
Oh…
You could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95