resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agoBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up157arrow-down1external-linkBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
minus-squaretehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 hours agoTurns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
minus-squarevrighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoplanes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick. So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agohe miracled away the wheels.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoSilly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoHe’s only rated for clouds of glory.
Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
planes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick.
So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
he miracled away the wheels.
Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
He’s only rated for clouds of glory.