• Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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      2 days ago

      [Guy] Spank me, daddy!
      [Zuckerberg] Current location of your male parent required as further info.
      [Guy] Ah, come on, just hit me Zucky~
      [Zuckerberg punches the guy on the teeth]
      [Guy] BLAME THE WIFI! BLAME THE WIFI!

      …sorry I couldn’t resist.