• Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    2 days ago

    [Guy] Spank me, daddy!
    [Zuckerberg] Current location of your male parent required as further info.
    [Guy] Ah, come on, just hit me Zucky~
    [Zuckerberg punches the guy on the teeth]
    [Guy] BLAME THE WIFI! BLAME THE WIFI!

    …sorry I couldn’t resist.