Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square185fedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down176
arrow-up1190arrow-down1external-linkHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square185fedilink
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoWhy do you have morning wood at a public toilet
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·24 hours agoI cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoI am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·21 hours agoOne day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoWaking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 hours agoso you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen? i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 hours agoYou can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 hours agoI guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
minus-squareSuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoDid you mean… You wood transition?
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 hours agoIf we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Haha yeah…
Did you mean… You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward