To the rough tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash

And old cowboy walked out one dark and windy night Upon the curb he saw a spark and a loud bang When all at once he saw his truck Plowin through a sign, onto the road on that fateful night

It’s light were all ablaze a sign apon it’s hood It’s windows were cracked, and blood apon it’s side A bolt of fear went through him for he still missed his wife For he just lost, the love of his life

Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie! Rogue truck on the road

His face was gaunt, his eyes were wet, his shirt was soaked in tears He’s cryin’ hard at the fact he just lost his damned truck Cause his autopilot was set to leave at eight PM For he saw his truck leaving hard, and he heard a mirthful laugh

A young lad stopped on by him, he heard him call his name “If you want to save your shit from a wreck Then cowboy, hop on in, or lose it to a fate Wait I think it’s already in a ditch, across from Denny’s”

Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road

I just put way too much effort into a low quality shit post.