Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 10 months agoDaily Discussion Thread: Tue 09 Jan 2024message-squaremessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: Tue 09 Jan 2024Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 10 months agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoThat is a lot of zucchinis. I might need to pay in installments. Would you accept a payment plan of 5 zucchinis a week over the summer period for the next 283 years?
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoAs you did not attend at 6am this morning as required under the terms of the contract I have instead instead gone to work and impersonated myself.
minus-squareForce_majeure123@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoI got the date wrong and ended up in 1024… It smelled really bad. Bloody typos.
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoDid you mess up the location too? I would have expected Australia to mostly smell of eucalyptus and smoke at that timeframe. In any case I will provide 1 zucchini in appreciation for your efforts 🥒 (I have been training them to impersonate cucumbers, hope that’s ok)
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoFabulous, consider it a deal. Now I just need you to travel back in time ready to start my shift at 6am.
That is a lot of zucchinis. I might need to pay in installments. Would you accept a payment plan of 5 zucchinis a week over the summer period for the next 283 years?
This is acceptable
As you did not attend at 6am this morning as required under the terms of the contract I have instead instead gone to work and impersonated myself.
I got the date wrong and ended up in 1024… It smelled really bad. Bloody typos.
Did you mess up the location too? I would have expected Australia to mostly smell of eucalyptus and smoke at that timeframe.
In any case I will provide 1 zucchini in appreciation for your efforts 🥒 (I have been training them to impersonate cucumbers, hope that’s ok)
Fabulous, consider it a deal. Now I just need you to travel back in time ready to start my shift at 6am.