• NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip
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    8 hours ago

    We replaced “Clock” with ClockPilot. It is so much better! Go ahead ask Clock Pilot what time it is!

    You: Clockpilot What Time is It?

    🤖 Clockpilot: “Ah, an excellent question! It’s breakfast time in 12 different countries, next week already in New Zealand, and—wait, hang on—did you know Saturn’s day is only 10.7 hours long? If you were there, you’d already be late for bed.

    …Anyway. Locally speaking: it’s … thinking …did you adjust for Daylight Savings, quantum drift, or whether your cat stepped on your keyboard last spring?

    Would you like me to set an alarm for:

    Your next existential crisis, The heat-death of the universe, or Dinner? 
    

    You: Clockpilot I said WHAT TIME IS IT!

    • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org
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      6 hours ago

      Oh, of course! It’s 5.20 AM on the 35. April in the 114. Juche year in North Korea. have a productive day!