Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21か月前It's Over.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1371arrow-down14
arrow-up1367arrow-down1imageIt's Over.lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21か月前message-square10fedilink
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1か月前Mom, I am 30 years old. I am allowed to look at whatever I want to look at on my own orb.
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1か月前Look here kiddo, when you reach 40 and become a true wizard and get your own tower on your own ley line we’ll talk, but for now you’re living in my tower under my rules!
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1か月前You’re not even my real mom, you’re a homunculus created by my dad because he didn’t have enough wizard swag to hold my real mom down.
Mom, I am 30 years old. I am allowed to look at whatever I want to look at on my own orb.
Look here kiddo, when you reach 40 and become a true wizard and get your own tower on your own ley line we’ll talk, but for now you’re living in my tower under my rules!
You’re not even my real mom, you’re a homunculus created by my dad because he didn’t have enough wizard swag to hold my real mom down.