• Devolution@lemmy.world
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    ISIS: So we switch to cybertrucks then?

    ISIS 2: Can’t handle heat and sand.

    Boko Haram: So we switch to cybertrucks?

    BH 2: Can’t handle water.

    Cartels: So we switch to Cybertrucks?

    Cartels 2: Toyotas are cheaper.

    IDF: Cybertrucks?

    IDF 2: Starving GaZa is cruel enough without torturing their eyes, too.

    Edit: Ya’ll Quieda: Cybertrucks?

    Ya’ll Quieda 2: Hell yeah! They piss off the libs!

    Ya’ll Quieda 3: But God Emperor Trump hates them now!

    Ya’ll Quieda 2: Trump hates them but the libs hate them??? I DUNNO WHAT TO DO???

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    Russia: Cybertrucks?

    Russia 2: Better than what we current—

    Ukraine : Got one!!!

    • Final Remix@lemmy.world
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      The military already know you can’t do anything to stop a Hilux. They’re just trying for better numbers in their testing now.

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      I feel like the IDF2 one is more like “the small bodies of starved palestinian children get stuck between the panels and are difficult to remove”