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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.

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I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    Wild game? You kids ever play Mousetrap?

    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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      I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

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    I find it difficult to whip mousse sufficiently, they keep poking at me with their antlers 🫎

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    I like chocolate pudding, so I don’t see the contradiction.

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