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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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Trump said he wants the card to be held in front of more than 20,000 people as part of a celebration honoring America’s 250th birthday on July 4, 2026.
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    And in 2030 he’ll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

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      I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest

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        It wouldn’t surprise me if it happened next week.

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      They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

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        Probably a MyPillow too

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          never undersestimate crack strength.

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      Plot twist, death is their only freedom

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        Didn’t Stephen King write a novela about that?

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      Bringing back mandingo fighting

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