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Donkey Dong Doug?

Who could have possibly foreseen this?!

That “depends” on whose orgy you’re talking about.

What’s your advice for getting out of the city without being tracked?

Jowt Jawt Juwt Jiwt Jewt

None of that matters. He’s actually got all the money in the world and positioned himself to suckle off the government’s teat.

So the one thing that differentiates homeless people and CEOs in shit in the street?

Decide which half of you body gets to stay

Taurus.
You will never find true happiness.
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up.
Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep.

Ew. You’re gross 🤢

I didn’t create or control the gas chambers I just operated them!

Earth is a shit platform. How do I unsubscribe?!

He wasn’t a rock?!??

In reality it is probably just a guy whose wife’s cancer treatment was denied.

Cool

“The self-defense strike occurred after the mobile multiple rocket launchers fired rockets in the vicinity of MSS Euphrates and mortars were fired toward U.S. forces,”

discredits the legal system

You mean the system that has already been discredited by refusing to sentence a felon because he is a politician?

The legal system is a joke.

I’d personally be afraid I’d be putting myself on a termination list tbh, but others are probably braver than me.