wile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoThe police arrested a demon last nightplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down11
arrow-up1115arrow-down1message-squareThe police arrested a demon last nightplus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square2fedilink
minus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoJust told this one to my son. Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!” Me: “But you didn’t.” linkfedilink
wile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI went out to lunch yesterday and ate a kid's mealplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareI went out to lunch yesterday and ate a kid's mealplus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
wile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoWhat is the medical term doctors use for someone with too many dogs?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down13
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the medical term doctors use for someone with too many dogs?plus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square4fedilink
Just told this one to my son.
Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!”
Me: “But you didn’t.”