What a terrible day to have eyes

I do like dancing bears…

Idk I kinda like the idea of a madman living in my graphics card. I want to be able to spin them up and have them tell me lies that sound plausible and hallucinate things.

That shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s

Spike-y Pear? I have no code for spike-y pear. Halp. 🍐

Don’t believe him; he’s telling the truth

lol, funny thing is that this isn’t really a story about ice cream machines - anyone who’s seen melted mcds ice cream foam knows that ain’t ice cream.

The frozen foam machines were intentionally hard to fix but someone figured it out and made a solution. Mcd was making money off fleecing franchise owners by having their company be the only ones who could fix it, so it looks like they did shady stuff to keep the grift going. For the ice foam. 🍦

Dozens of us! Dozens!

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.

Literally a shittier boarding process because it’s more profitable that way. Freeeee market! 📈📈📈

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

I always picture them in their head going “Ha! I win at driving! Suck it!”

Ansible go brrrr

Monorail Monorail Monorail 👋👋

On touch centric UIs, it makes me absolutely insane when people have a button or something I might want to tap below a thing that has to be loaded and can be variable size, so I go for the button that does what I want and between my decision to touch it and my finger moving, the thing loads and I tap it instead.

Fuckin stop it. Make the thing that loads a static size or put the button above it. If your buttons jump all over the page after you initially display them, I hate you.

Yeah that’s fair. Tbh this is probably just a able bodied jackass, just throwing an alternate viewpoint out there.

I used to work with a Vietnam vet that had his leg blown off and he rode a Harley with whatever you control with your left foot somehow relocated. He told good stories about being part of a tank crew and ordered flaming shots at the bar, fun guy to talk to.

Just saying, don’t assume.

Lmao that’s good

Me, over here not understanding either of them

:3

I’m mostly terrified of what outsourced code is going to look like in a few years…