Looking forward to shit burning down on Monday because a titanium micro shaving fire has a slow response time and wrong equipment.

I’m one tragic family accident away. I don’t want that accident, but i know plan B.

That’s exactly what we’re saying, you’ve got to escalate properly. I suggest rocket launchers, a super shotgun, and a BFG9000. Didn’t forget to set the classroom to ultra violence.

In there wit de two yutes

Arrrr, matey

Solution: stop fucking conservatives

May he get the fair and speedy trial guaranteed to all citizens.

Please let that include Hank Azaria

Where meme?

POV hr at my job: weird, it keeps saying 100%

I would like to introduce you to 2008…

A message from tumbler’s CEO

Vote for a single payer system (Medicare for all) if you want out

It’s too tight

This is the way

I can see where you are coming from, but if you don’t allow me this vice, you’d better get me an alternative.

I see what you mean

Word yo

Economics: Explaining tomorrow why the predictions of yesterday didn’t come true today.