Tiefling IRL

That requires a constitution

Or they’ll look for some sort of final solution

So when will the courts treat him as they would a black man with the same substance abuse problems

A weird mix of the Electric Slide and the Hustle. The two songs mix flawlessly into each other.

I felt the same way about Budweiser

Wouldn’t they have to move left at this point to become moderate, or do they mean moderate after Trump defenestrated the Overton window

Any criticism of Dear Leader /s

I’m currently waiting for visa stuff to process, but I’ve already decided to make that move. I’m fucking tired of wasting my energy on a failed nation that doesn’t even recognize me as a person.

Two people on my block have bought Teslas since the inauguration :( I’m in NYC

Most forms of insurance in the US

That’s why I specified developed countries. Countries stuck in the 1800s don’t count.

Have fun paying out overtime in developed countries

I actually do have a photo of Canadian eggs ($3.79 CAD is about $2.50 USD)

Followup question, how much do y’all tip your landlords /s

Why would he sign an executive order declaring a language he doesn’t speak as the official language of the US

The only good Nazi…

To the Trump admin those are called credentials

I just signed my ticket out of here, I’m done

When my parents were my age, they left their country to move to the US in search of opportunities. Now that I’m that age, I’m leaving my country to move to another because of literal Nazis

It’s like when your roommate’s new girlfriend randomly shows up. You didn’t invite them, but you know exactly why they’re there