Tiefling IRL

I completely forgot Ashley Madison was a thing after their big scandal and assumed it was another lawmaker

Cruise control is hardly luxury, most cars have had it for a while

I have a Honda Fit (compact 4 seater) and absolutely LOVE the little car, plus it’s easier to park. But holy shit looking for a compact is hard! Everything is a fucking SUV or truck these days! Just count the number of sedans vs SUVs next time you’re out and about. My favorite cars, the 2 door Mini Cooper and VW Buggy, aren’t even made any more.

Somehow Vance is a bigger piece of shit than a woman who told the cops Haitians stole her cat

You’re wrong but not in the way you think. It’s also a joke to everyone inside the US, except billionaires. Billionaires love it

The businessman who bankrupted a casino multiple times

Never really had one, figured everything out over the Internet which was a ride. My school has a health class but half of it was DARE and the other half was STDs and surface level nutrition.

1000 bottles of baby oil is about to become the next CAH card

Thousands of children die as a result of Israel’s bloodlust and politicians call any criticism of it anti semitism

They help to digest the individual code blocks. My mind doesn’t digest whitespace the same way, it simply interprets it as formatting.

It’s also much more frustrating to edit imo since the formatter generally has no idea what to do with misaligned whitespace. I also find it frustrating that you can’t do multiline lambdas, last I used it.

You need to sneak in there that he scored a near perfect 100 on his IQ test

That’s really the part I hate the most. it just feels wrong

1984 meets Skynet

It’s on purpose. They want to brand immigrants as disease carriers. You can look to the Nazis to see what’s next

NYPD goes HARD on toll jumpers, but there’s virtually zero enforcement on traffic and cars. Everywhere I go I see assholes with illegally modified vehicles, degenerates speeding down shoulders and medians, motorcycles on crowded sidewalks and pedestrian paths, and too many drunk drivers to count. There are so many cases where one pig parked on the shoulder during rush hour would fund the city budget for a year.

Instead we get whole families of pigs loitering by the turnstiles

It hurt itself (and two innocents) in its confusion

“This could’ve been an email”

I’m not racist but…

This

Closing Time is no longer by Green Day