I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Did I write this

Vampira*

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Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

Now do Ticketmaster

Magazines cost $14 now!

Dan Foreman can go with him.

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

REDRUM

Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

Wasn’t it a rabbit?

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

Ex-Trump Dinner Guest

lmao what

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.