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Cake day: December 9th, 2023

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  • Conservatives aren’t wrong when they shit on how dumb California is as a national punching bag, they are just even dumber and more deeply married to their cult-like beliefs than Californians could ever be, even in the worst caricature of Californians possible.

    California really does seem to still believe in the progressive potential of Sillicon Valley, especially when it is violently ripped from tech workers hands and given to techbro billionaires to blindly destroy, and it makes me want to vomit just thinking about how self defeating and smarmy of an ideology that is to hold in 2026.

    Gavin Newsom perfectly encapsulates this emptiness inherent to Californian culture.





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    The skiiers keep telling me it is a great year, one of the greatest ever. Let me tell you, I don’t skii I don’t know how to do it, I am lazy piece of shit president and you can’t cheat at skiing like you can at golf so what is the point, no gain for all pain just like my kids hahaha, but damn well you would be surprised how many people come up to me and say mr president I just want to say thank you for this amazing skii year, my family has had such a great time and it is all thanks to your administration cutting redtape so we can get snow our on mountains -pause- isn’t it nice when young girls come up to you and talk to you? we should get them more snow using I don’t know I think we should try using jet engines for snowmakers maybe we should look into that you know those skii mountains are great for fundraising events I have sold a lot of shoes there and there are lots of highheels on young wealthy women there too, not as wealthy as me, but you know surprisingly wealthy for girls, not anything like how nice my old friend Jeff used to get them done up nice in jewels with though… Anyways, where was I, yes… -sways to the music silently for a moment- ah there I was at the joke part of my rambling stupid drivel that comes right after my joke reference to sexual assault of minors and sex trafficking, Who would have thought you sell the most shoes at a skii mountain which you don’t need shoes for!! It is a mystery like why I am supposedly attracted to women but also I hate them and treat them like trash, I should ask JD if that makes me gay JUST KIDDING.


  • It must be those illegal immigrants smuggling in warm weather along with all the fetanyl!

    I look out the window at a pleasant weather day.

    Thats it, IVE HAD IT.

    I smash the icebutton on my refrigerator door.

    My pockets filled, armed to the teeth I step outside and unload a whole clip of cubes on a sunny bit of sidewalk with a nice bench to sit on.

    “Try to have a nice peaceful moment there NOW you damn illegals!!!” - I scream at a tan native american woman wisely crossing the street to avoid me.

    Later while at home alone, empty and soggy, I ask the mirror “Why is the universe always conspiring against me?”.