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Cake day: April 17th, 2024

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  • My theory is: free publicity. Just like the fashion industry comes up with ridiculous clothes that no one would ever wear, attention whores will constantly do outrageous things so that people will talk about them. The number of electrons spilled over this stupid mouse port placement over the years is uncountable. But the repeated conversations keep Apple in the public consciousness as a fashionista.



  • We’re raised by parents that must be obeyed for our own safety. Some people eventually learn to accept their parents are imperfect people and not gods. Many people do not. They look to kings and gods to protect and provide for them.

    Those that have power negotiate with kings and gods. People without power attempt to use the only techniques they know to negotiate with their kings and gods: begging and/or pledging loyalty and service in exchange for scraps.

    Of course this is but one of many reasons many people worship power.















  • When looking for a new web browser, which feature would you prefer most and which would you prefer least?

    • A color palette that matches Danny DeVito’s armpit hair.
    • Play the theme to Annie at startup.
    • Take up all computer resources.

    I don’t want any of those. Can’t we just have a browser that filters all of the popups, junk and advertising?

    Nope. You can’t progress through the survey without picking one thing you really don’t want and at least one of two things you couldn’t give a shit less about.