Google now controls

• Access to the internet
• Devices using that access
• Software to access websites
• Many of the website you use
• The ads you see

But that’s not enough, apparently

Easy just work 160 hours a week. That leaves time for a nice 8 hour night of sleep, just like the doctor recommends.

Man I’ve I never noticed the class ring before, but it’s a perfect detail.

Exactly. That is quite specifically what he wants.

Ass hat also suffices.