sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

Uptown Funk is already a classic dude

That one Fetty Wap song

Despacito

Satrday Snday

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals equals capital d tilde tilde

let 'em cook

Thou shalt rinse the xylospongium before thoust giveth it to the next user

grape wine sucks

there’s more complexity in Shaoxing cooking wine than grape wine

also the best beer I’ve ever had was some artisanal non-alcoholic one, I’ve been trying to find it for 10 years but never succeeded

something so salty it’s called maldon

this dimension isn’t real

I can see Craig of the Creek being changing for little kids

and senses are real bc they’re reproducible

I see john get cut and he says owie
I get cut and it also feels like owie

therefore if john shoots himself and dies I can expect that to do the same thing

unless you’re saying that my very conception of john, my visual image of him, is all solipsistic and derived from my own mental dreamworld, as are everything else in my life. In that case I would say damn I’m heckin smart and got a big brain. I used to think about this when I was little and I would imagine myself sitting on a big rock in space, and I’d wake up and realize that everything (my family friends etc) were all a dream, and the reality was just me, this moonrock I was sitting on, and the black galaxy around me

how do you know your senses are valid and not solipsistic

if I’m the only real person on earth and everyone else is NPCs that means my senses are even more reliable and valid

by remembering that Esau is the end of the world

I simply project my reality onto my surroundings

using a phone to browse the internet

i seriously hope you guys don’t do this

but on the other hand anglos literally bred pit bulls to tear cattle apart while they were still alive (and it was actually illegal to slaughter cows in england using normal methods)

I’m not saying pitbulls necessarily are genetically like that but I wouldn’t be surprised.

But regardless, let us appreciate the fact that 1800s era brits thought that the only appropriate way to consume beef was by slaughtering it with a dog ripping it’s muscle off its back while tied to a pole. Even being killed by a pack of wolves or a lion would be more humane lol

every videogame/work of fiction just recycles generic LOTR medieval european stuff for the last 70 years

reality: the code is written in 5 minutes, and it’s never debugged because the developer was fired by management. The buggy code is sent straight into software production

Chicken Tikka Masala is BRI ISH

in 500 years of colonial trade, NOBODY in the entire Indian subcontinent has EVER put tomatoes into a Chicken curry! NEVER!

there’s a type of brainworm unique to many anglos where they have to be as special and different as possible when there’s LITERALLY NOTHING THERE

"hmmm…I could try learning about or even promoting idk one of the cultures of Africa or India or China (or indigenous Australian, American etc cultures) with thousands of years of tradition that literally nobody outside of those continents even knows exists, but nah I’m going to take sushi and call it Australian because I’m a special snowflake and I’m jealous that the other anglo settlers across the pacific have more clout "

dude that’s just sushi

this is the biggest reach I’ve seen since…well a bunch of mayo criminals reached australia

this entire thing just feels like settlers being butthurt that they a) have none of the history/tradition of the old world and b) unlike america, don’t even have any recently found pop culture relevance to offset the former

There’s plenty of Aboriginal and even some trivial white Australian culture, claiming a certain shape of sushi is not that (not even Americans do this, and the few that do “Detroit pizza” are rightfully made fun of and bullied)

Australian sushi is a thick hand roll made from half a standard sheet of nori. Its shape is distinct from Japanese temaki hand rolls, which are often cone-shaped, as well as from futomaki thick rolls, which are similar in shape but usually served sliced.

so it’s literally just unsliced sushi lol. It’s not even like some characteristic ingredient, like with California Rolls and Philadelphia rolls using avocado/cream cheese (which are def not Japanese)

so it’s square sushi?

well I guess it’s better than bread with sprinkles on it