showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

People are great until you put them in a car.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Cute

American Assassin lmao