Well, yeah, they always do. Republican admins always leave the economy in the shitter and saddle the nation up with debt so that the incoming Democratic admin has to spend all of their time bringing the economy back up to speed rather than implementing effective reform.

Uhhh, so much for the free market Republicans spent decades championing

I mean I’m all for these idiots spiraling down into LLM driven psychosis, at least that makes their insanity plainly visible instead of cloaked behind a thin veneer of futurism over tech billionaire feudalism

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!

Every time I see that emoji all I see is someone deep throating an orc

Sounds like they made bomb pizza

No, they’re absolutely not. Check out tricky store and play integrity fork to see how we’re faking a trusted environment on custom and rooted roms. You can pass new basic+device integrity (equivalent to old strong) with a valid unrevoked keybox on A13+ and strong on <=A12.

It’s a new stage in the arms race for sure but it’s still possible to bypass until all of the keys used to sign keyboxes are revoked.

Edit: the device fingerprint is just as important as the keybox too, either can cause you to fail integrity checks. It’s way more annoying to manage than the legacy “just flash PIF” bypass ever was.

Stares at rooted A13+ phone passing 2/3 new integrity checks

It’s possible, but it’s annoying.

on devices running Android 13 or later.

Sounds easy then: stay on the latest Lineage that does not incorporate A13.

This isn’t viable. You can’t run an older android version than a device ships with and eventually older hardware will become obsolete enough that it won’t be able to connect to current gen mobile networks.

For now, sure, you can run android 12 on an older device and bypass integrity easily, but sooner or later that won’t be viable.

Chatgpt and other LLMs are fantastic technical task assistants but, and this is a big but, you need to treat their work the same way you’d treat work from a new intern. Verify the output before you trust it.

I asked Google’s AI if I could use gasoline to cook spaghetti faster and it rightfully told me no, then it suggested using gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce

Gee it sure is good we have well funded competent national cybersecurity folks and didn’t lay a bunch of them off

Only illegal if you’re driving your phone

Always remember to say please and thank you

Not enough plaid skirt IMO

So they’re providing free cremation services now eh?

Meanwhile we’ve got ~respectable moderates~ like Quisling Schumer popping a semi at the mere thought of bombing Iran

I just had my morning coffee and I need to head to the bathroom to create some content

Thanks Obama!

I guess they took “DUI training” literally