See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

Anal is now first base.

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.

B-But I’m not a Linux admin!

L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!