Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

Oh no. Anyway…

Try queueing at a pub bar and see where that gets you

Even ignoring the joke with the dude fitting into your pocket, I cannot fit full over-ear cans I to my pocket… This is just lies.