Pero

??? Iron???

The pckp trck

Ah! So, the legends were true afterall!

I think it’s a bird

Smh, can’t believe my secret to perfect parking got leaked 😒

Trust me in my ass

Tell him to come downstairs for a drink

They always look weird at me when i order a luxury sofa, like “You gonna eat that whole thing?” And I tell them “Yeah!”. They always end up totally confused!

I’m bringing chili

“You know, Donnie, this is sum good shit.”

I ain’t the brightest pearl in the stand