I think you need to set the execute bit on your service file.

sudo chmod +x <your service file>

Caldera (probably around 1999).

Yes - I have been running IPFire on an old desktop for several years now and I really like it.

Homebrew router?

benderbendingrodriguez

This is the most likely problem. There is no way the output from fdisk should be different between the two connections (the USB and SATA) if they are both working correctly.

I always referred to them as “Read Only Fridays”.

Yes, and also watched the Diggnation netcast.

Planet Claire - B52’s

The Wizard of Oz. Flying monkeys, evil witch, big green head.

FYI Formula 1 banned refueling during races in 2010.

I use Pi-hole, which is great since it is network wide. Doesn’t do much for youtube, so for that I just download videos using yt-dlp. Downloading the video has the added bonus that you get the highest video quality for 100% of the video.