

Everest is the Disney Land of mountaineering; 30,40 years ago I admired these climbers, today I just go: shit man whtaturdouing.


Everest is the Disney Land of mountaineering; 30,40 years ago I admired these climbers, today I just go: shit man whtaturdouing.


Slap my arse and call me Bertie!


Alcohol is definitely a drug, and according to the WHO even small amounts are dangerous for your health. By his own admission the poster is well beyond manageable amounts.


A bit of a no—brainer: Don’t drugs.


At least it is served attractively.


Although I’m still pissed off with the British for voting in favor of Brexit, I have in the meantime forgiven them to a certain extent. So if somebody with a British accent addresses me in the street, I am somewhat willing to give them an answer in English. Scots I will always help, naturally, them dressed in wee skirts and with their quaint musical instruments. As to how the British should react to visiting Yanks; just answer in your local dialect, nobody can understand that. Be warned, though, some yanks put Canadian flags on their backpacks and clothing. In case of uncertainty, ask them from which Canadian province they come (yankees will not know what a “province” is), or speak French with them.


For instance, when they come over as tourists to Europe, they will find out that fewer people will be willing to answer them in English.


The most exciting accidents happen when people get involved. Chernobyl comes to mind.


Reads like a crime story! Doesn’t bode well.


If she wanted a wrap, you should have given her a wrap goddammit. Stop fooling around, mate.


“Every liter of fuel that you do not burn helps the climate.”
Reading this thread I’m even more convinced to keep on using a physical key.


This mayor probably doesn’t mind if a private person lowers their flag for a country singer. He only seems to care for a flag in front of eg the city hall. That’s how I interpret the text.


All medical personal report to sickbay 15 immediately.


[nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?


When, not if.


Ah shit fell for that one 🤓
Hot rickety, sweet Jesus!
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