Nightwatch Admin

Fair enough,I was trying to make a joke about the state of my 50+ saggy bod

bonk

Yes, everyone else will develop acute glaucoma for some reason.

Book by Terry Pratchett

Imagine syslog getting presented as a streaming video… “hi this is your friendly kernel again and today we’ll have another look at …” * looks at list… “initialising network, loading modules and much more. But first, a message from our sponsor!”

THE DOW
THE DOW IS OVER 50 THOUSAND

Meme is technically correct, entire life ended after 1 day.

Gnu linux and gonorrhoea windows

I am forced into using W11 and I can confirm this is true.

Well, it makes little difference in the end; Windows should keep its grubby fingers out of someone else’s partitions. Whether this be Linux, MacOS or - yes - another Windows installation.

He so smart, he thinks his wife thinks he is smart.

Smort butt plug posts to X when it gets pushed out, every day at 0600. Smort diaper wakes up our boi when ejected poo is staying too long inside.

Not really, but thank you. I was just throwing in some ancient sysadmin humour.

It’s the irq jumpers for the mca expansion card right?

Do I detect the need for a whoosh community?

Too bad so sad

To each their own, but okay here ya go

Hmm dee🅱️ fried memes

I will say, it takes a lot of spine to step into the ring. Of course, afterwards you will have 2 halves of a spine left but no one can ever call you a coward.

You should pick up the phone and call the professionals