It occurs to me that there are several species of animals that have both claws and anuses, and that like to eat breadcrumbs. They will bring their claws and anuses with them when they partake in a feast and aren’t particularly careful about them.

Permanent markers, grease pens and crayons write on glass. Windshields are made of glass. What a coincidence.

It’s YouTube. I don’t need a little taste. I can just start playing a video and skip around.

I’d be less annoyed at them if I could turn them off.

Since Google keeps trying to shove them down my throat it’s safe to say they exist for Google’s benefit, not mine.