minus-squaremyeyesburn@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•Man arrested when trying to enter U.S. Capitol with a torch and flare gun, police saylinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down4·11 days agoThat man’s name? “Albert Einstein!” linkfedilink
minus-squaremyeyesburn@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Where the robber meets the roadlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-22 months agoThey are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on. linkfedilink
minus-squaremyeyesburn@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?linkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoI’m not your buddy, pal! linkfedilink
That man’s name? “Albert Einstein!”