If you raise your kids to be the type of human beings who wantonly crush other kids sand castles, you all deserve a snow castle tower through the guts

I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried

Chaddest Hemingway

Cats let us domesticate them because we’re big enough to hunt (grocery shop) for tbem and provide shelter (house, cat bed, human bed) but aren’t interested in eating them - the sweet spot 👌

Well said!

One of my fondest childhood memories is opening a shared gift with my older brother on Christmas morning. A Sega Genesis, Toejam & Earl and Sonic The Hedghehog.

One of my fondest adulthood memories is watching the Sonic movies with my kids and watching them fall in love with this new version of something I grew up loving just as much.

Viruses can make human beings sick. This is dangerous for the human as it can result in them being sick. I hope this helps.

Senator to Valve: what’s with the kid in my Black Ops lobby saying he had relations with my mom? I don’t think he did, did he?

What danger?

I think this is what they were referring to:

CDC confirms H5N1 Bird Flu Infection in a Child in California

The senate:

🔘 Will allow this

⚪️ Will not

Hey, first_nametruncatewords: 1|slugify|title| default:‘friend’ was my father, call me Mike!

I think it would be an awesome feature but like you said, just not something that is going to sway a typical social media user to give it a shot. But I can see it being a really cool way for advanced users to really customize their experience.

As a layman, I promise you “write your own algorithmic code” is not a feature that would compel me to sign up for a service

This man lemmy’s

Might as well just disable the whole site

And here I’ve been eating plastic insects this whole time like a fool

I was thinking more like “pursue therapy” but that works, too

Jesus, what a miserable outlook. Maybe take a break from being online for a while.

With all due respect to her history and career, I don’t give a fuck what Nancy Pelosi thinks about any of this. I don’t want to see her or hear about her or any other 80+ year old establishment liberal for the rest of their lives. They did their time. Now it’s time to retire from public service and live a cushy life with the grandkids and let the next generation take over.

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