Now I want to play it too, LOL.

I’d struggle 'cause 俺の日本語は上手じゃない, but I like torturing myself anyways.

This got me very excited, but with the source being “trust me, bro,” I better not get my hopes up.

Minion gibberish makes as much sense as most of the dialogue written by George Lucas.

[CAPITALISM INTENSIFIES]

Yes.

Honestly, we have to give props to Japan for trying stuff nobody else even thought of before.

Last weekend my girlfriend’s nephew was over. He’s 10 — I think? He approaches me and asks “do you know how to buy Robux?” And I answer that Robux cost real money and ask if he has real money to pay for the Robux. He smiles like an idiot and points to his aunt.

I don’t think banning games that use predatory tactics on children is bad, au contraire, I say do it, or force the platform to comply with laws that protect kids from stuff like this.

Now, you’re an adult that enjoys going over the limit of your credit card to buy Fortnite skins or whatever the heck you nice kids do nowadays? I say more power to you! But getting them at a young age when they don’t even make their own money? Sounds predatory to me?

Edit: not saying that I agree with the bullshit reasons Russia used to ban the game.

Don’t sweat it, homie. It’s alright.

If you think this stuff only happens in America, then I congratulate you. You have no idea how hard LGBT+ members have it.

“you get what you pay for” is not even a thing anymore. Lazy people will just use an LLM and charge you as if they did the actual thinking.

If I were gay, I’d probably walk fast as fuck because I’m afraid some random homophobic piece of sh!t could attack me.

Is this a Famicom/NES game? It looks like fun.

I code in Python.

Well, that’s depressing.

Funny how Resident Evil was not mentioned, it was probably the first franchise I thought of.

Quest RPG seems nice tho. Just my kind of game.

Fishes be like “wait a minute, you ain’t Kevin, he was wearing a blue blazer!”

So that’s the trick to defeating American imperialism, pointy sticks.

You’re probably thinking of “Fediprose”.

It tastes like cheese.

Yeah, the company that donated one million dollar to a mfer that promised nothing but fascism is not fascist…

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