What’s wrong with driving a 98 Corolla? That was the best era for cars.

Learn how to swim, peter puffer

Ponte las pilas papito

Don’t cut yourself on that edge bud

That’s a dangerous niche to operate in. It’s a userbase that wants pure freedom and randomness. But as a business you can’t have middle-aged men trying to see underaged girls naked. As a teen I frequented Omegle and Chatroulette but we’re well past the Wild West days of the web

But that was the lifeblood of Omegle from the start

I mean i don’t know if I’d describe a platform where perverts jerk off in front of kids as one with conscience but it’s 2023

I used to use Omegle, that’s so sad. I saw a few years ago they turned to a more closed off model whereas it used to be more open and random. Maybe that had something to do with it

Qrd? (Quick rundown for boomers)

Geez I wish my parents would have intervened but my dad dressed like shit too and my mom didn’t really have a clue how to dress a boy

My last landlord kept my deposit because he had to repaint the walls that were ALREADY FUCKED UP when I first got there. When I moved out I had photos and everything of what it looked like before, and it was identical when I left. Whatever bitch, take my money. God will judge us all at the end

#8 is bullshit unless you live out in the country and you can make as much noise as you want

Think how I do or neck yourself, heretic

Edit: fuck you backwards ass pilgrim sodomites

Less Elon spam. Imagine spending your time obsessing over someone you hate

King Gizzard - Pop In My Step

I’m an alcoholic and I like putting dumb shit on when I’m drunk

I’m not Canadian, but I had a brief fling with a girl from Alberta. She had just gotten out of an 8 year relationship with a crackhead (her words, not mine) and she herself had just been released from rehab. I think I know exactly what you mean somehow

It’s super helpful, but I’m scared shitless of the implications

Mexico: Nuevo León (specifically Monterrey)

I wish the drug in that movie was real