Should I take your word for it?

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

“WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?!”

Stanley nickels?

Add a Javascript dependency into the kernel. You’re welcome.

Because they’re openly dissing their userbase?

That’s what I thought. Like a nod to Sleeper.

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It’s so plug & play

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.

And Mint is a good starting point. I’ve had 4/4 Just Works™ installs so far.

And that should be good for your mintal health!

You don’t even get to control your own image of yourself.

Somewhere in the Reichstag: “Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!”

Ngl, I kinda want one. I’d never use it, but just showing it to visitors woud be fun.