Unlike Javascript XD

Do so! It’s fun. You can do things like trying to write a long text into a narrow box without it overflowing!

…I’m sane!

I’ve heard that Svelte is the antithesis of Tailwind. No idea how true that is because I haven’t even gotten there yet.

…To edit a binary? 👀

When you could have spent it programming an Open Document Writer document instead? For shame!

Got it, JS is not a programming language then!

Why didn’t I think of this one ::before!

Hey now, CSS has variables, scopes, conditionals and calc()! The only thing I can’t find is goto.

That’s quite senseful yes. In the cases where I want to host somewhere that already has a Postgres service going, I just up and use that.

…How come so few people are using SQLite?

You intendeth to mean Beowulf? I would mayhaps have seen one ere the break of my college time. Wouldst you tell me more about it?

Me: [connects a mouse]
Windows: “please wait we are searching for drivers so the mouse works”
Me: [drags the mouse over to the popup to close it]
Me: jaquer

Ethernet is the way.

The only part that is wrong TMK is the “indivisible” one; and perhaps the last item because I recall that PulseAudio and Wayland were pushed this way worse than systemd was.

Because it was not always the case that sysvinit was supported - things were sorta “accidentally hazy” for a while. There was a time (I think during Debian 9 and 10) that systemd not only was the default, but was also enforcedly linked against a large part of the stack (you couldn’t have a desktop environment, PulseAudio or NetworkManager without systemd, for example).

This led to the rise of projects like Devuan, that provide a working system that installs without systemd by default; Antix’s nosystemd repo, which allows to install components of the Debian stack without the enforced systemd dependency; and later libam-elogind-compat which aided shimming some of systemd’s requirements under elogind.

Nowadays at least, the only hard part of not using systemd in Debian is 1.- switching (from or to) seems to require rescue mode and 2.- you lose some of the container management goodies (for eg.: Podman services).

None. On Alpine you can only use OpenRC and on Debian you can only use systemd. Most distros don’t let you change out the init system. If you want systemdless Debian look into Devuan.

Fake news. On Debian you can use both sysvinit and openrc (I have six servers on sysvinit, tho I do actually intend to shift them to systemd later mostly because of the container management goodies).

Judging from this post, I would say you should not be looking to change out your init system

Mostly agreeing here. For selfhosting the init system matters barely any, since past the default distro setup one would be doing most of everything with Docker, Podman, etc. At that point, none of the usual Linux religious wars matter much (you can perfectl edit a compose file with nano).

But that would imply that Python is faster than the one in this comic!

This can’t be C++. Not enough stacks of unneeded template names, and the function names are not mangled beyond recognition.

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