I’d appreciate it if everyone could just stop burning fossil fuels, please. Thank you for your cooperation.

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Cake day: November 3rd, 2023

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    1. Links to news stories from…
    2. …credible sources, with…
    3. …their original headlines, that…
    4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

    Given what passes for “news” some of the time I suppose you might find some better-conceived piece about poo-flinging in e.g. The Guardian, but personally I think rule 2 is where we run into real problems here.










  • Saying “on the count of three” before you start counting is optimal, in timelines where that tradition is widely known. It’s more words the first time but many people need the time provided by saying them to mentally prepare, and then if you need repeated counts no such preparation is necessary and each one takes only three beats.