And healthier.

I mean I neither drink alcohol nor toke, but I’ve heard mj is the lesser of the two evils, for those who can’t resist mind-altering substances.

A woman walks into a women’s restroom and two male employees follow her in there and witness her pussy & menstrual blood then continued to harass her because they still think she’s a man in a woman’s restroom?

Suuuuure.

Yawn.

One time male employees of the bar went into the women’s loo and opened the stall she was in, without identifying themselves or saying anything… while she was changing her pad. I was at the mirror when it happened and tried to stop them. I was physically pushed away and told to stfu.

These MEN walked in on her while she was cleaning her period. It’s clear she’s female at this point, but they didn’t Apologize and close the stall door. They stood there and yelled at her while she was trying to put a new pad on without pulling her panties up, because it would stain them.

They didn’t Apologize. I asked them to. She asked them to. They demanded to see her ID saying she was female before they’d close the stall door. I ended up going out of the bathroom and calling 911 to say that 3 men sexually harassed a woman in a stall while she was cleaning her period. They said “well, we thought she was a man so it’s ok”. But she was doing nothing to anyone.

The owner tried giving us a $200 bar tab, but I told her to refuse because if legal issues came from it, it would be like accepting the pay out.

Doubt 🧐🙄 Are you a master of creative fictional writing?

It says “confirm your age.” Are you under 18? Would it give valid search results to someone over 18?

Wait, what sport are we talking about, pro football helmets? They have headsets in there? Huh. TIL.

Still needs to put his nose away.

Most people have at least a little latent bisexuality. Some explore it, some never do.

Why was the turtle explosive? And why was a guy standing on it?

If you haven’t noticed there’s a huge agenda in the media (which is run by billionaire elites) to turn everyone into homosexuals in order to cull world population.

Well he’s part of a huge disinformation campaign funded by Palantir so his opinion about anything will be confusing & nonsense. In fact all of this is disinformation because one of Palantir’s objectives is to reduce world population, and trying to turn everyone into homosexuals is one of their strategies.

Yeah at least this is just a list of what he’s been up to professionally the last couple decades, it’s not a resume, he’s not out looking for another job. Because he doesn’t need to.

I like the way you are way overthinking this like a true adult who knows how the world works. But hey it’s just a silly meme with an ridiculous “what if” question, so let’s assume there are no strings attached, no stipulations, this is not taxable and you don’t have to report it to the IRS. Now you can let your imagination run wild, Which would you choose? Cash? Or gold? I think the question comes down to which equivalent weight of each is worth more than the other.

Hey please explain the microwave comparison. I didn’t understand that part.

Yeah “promposals” started with the millennial generation, didn’t they? We didn’t have these back in my day either. Anyway the only person who ever “asked” me to prom was my brother’s friend …two years AFTER he’d graduated from our high school…then not another word was ever spoken about it. Never saw him again until 7 years later after I’d gotten out of the military and he was married to some Chinese lady. I bet he thinks I forgot that he ever fake-asked me to prom. Nope, I remembered then & still remember 33 years later.

Measure from your feet, all the way up your legs, to the tip of your erect shaft, you say?

I’m not sure how amused I am that I understand this reference.

Imagine a technologically illiterate person about to get on a flight, had just been visiting with relatives among whom was a mischievous tech-savvy* cousin who wanted to play one last prank.

• At least tech savvy enough to break into cousin’s phone and insert a mischievous Bluetooth word

Ok but for reals though, Taylor Swift is an intentional genetic clone of Anton LaVey’s daughter Zeena Schreck, who was high priestess of the church of Satan 👹

Now I’d be curious to see what kind of roller coaster Joe Shmoe from down the street would come up with. https://youtube.com/shorts/hNOBJ6Woal4

Ah nice, thanks for getting specific. Made me curious exactly how much OP was dealing with if it was 30,000 Iranian Rials= 0.02¢ 🤭, that is two one-hundredths of a penny. Those boots being sold for two one-hundredths of a penny 🤣

It might be 30,000 Iranian Rials. The current exchange rate of one Iranian rial to the US dollar is 0.00. If so, those shoes are practically free!