Could possibly also look at the motion sensors to see if it is in a pocket moving around or if it was sitting around for a while.

I hope he’s the kinda guy who would have that on his tombstone.

You have to think that line would be used humorously pretty frequently in his life. Like, every time he got the mail and brought it back in the house, he’d just whip it out and his kids would just go “daaaaad!!!”

I don’t know anything about him, but I hope he’s that guy.

I can’t unhear that sound.