It wouldnt have any religious people.

I find that when I have to give a speech and remain unemotional, banana banana, if I say a random word over and over again in my head between sentences, banana banana, I am able to distract my brain from emotions, banana banana.

In the winter

Nah this fund is a fraud. I’ve seen it being advertised on various sites under different organizer names.

I didn’t know it was so easy to do scam funding campaigns.

Scaaaammm

Them.

I’m giving them what they wanted.

Please get offline.

No worries. Dependencies with JavaScript are… insane. I’m often shut down when I bring this up to developers. “All it takes is the one malicious dependency of one of your dependencies dependencies dependency.” “Oh you’re paranoid”

React lol. That is yesterdays technology.

I’m a modern web developer and I do things without a bazillion dependencies.

You’re mistaking developers with lazy fucks. ;)

HTMX

People still use fedtor?

Scam

You wouldn’t download Claude code’s leaked source, WOULD YOU?!

Content looks legit, but I’d be super careful about running it. Who knows what got added to that zip file.

Finally!

Courier Prime… bleh

Remember how finding a date could be in line at a coffee shop? I wouldn’t dare interrupt someone’s day by talking to them in person. I might get arrested.

What’s wrong with a sandwich?