Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?

We were promised jetpacks.

WHERE’S MY JETPACK?

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo

How do I shoot photons?

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.