I’m sure a lawn mower wouldn’t turn that into a war crime. I’m sure their neighbors would have no problem with this.

Hades. I used to hate hard games. Hades taught me to get good.

Yup! You figured me out!

You’re an embarrassing dipshit.

Bully me, then.

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That’s not what I meant, but I’m happy you’re getting sunlight

Nope. I can still find someone saying something stupid and bully them for it. You just have to be more patient.

Jesus Christ, go outside

Alcoholic here. Super bowl ads are toxic. All hail the protective ad blocker.

I was born in the early 90s and I thought of Mork and Mindy first.

I’m sorry for being rude. I must have been in a bad mood.

I’m not an expert driver, just a careful one. I’ve never had any driver assistance at all and don’t really see the need for them unless you’re distracted while driving.

Like, the only way they’d save my life is if they could avoid a front end collision, getting t-boned, or rear ended. They just seem annoying to me.

You could say the exact same thing about YouTube and it’d be just as wrong.

I drive a 2006 Corolla.

How bad are you at driving that you need a computer to let you know when you need to pay attention?

I want to use my things how I want to use them. Apple does not let me do that. They actually get in the way of how I want to use my things.

Kinda makes me miss the days when I had an ipod touch and a flip phone.

I sent my bother a text the other day. I got upset that he didn’t immediately respond, because I knew he had a smart watch.

I realized that I was getting upset for a condition neither of us set. I eventually heard from him and his watch didn’t really matter.

I also think the health monitoring is kinda creepy.